"Broken chairs to mend"
"Broken chairs to
mend"
If I'd not gone to
Argos
With money to spend,
I never would cry
"Broken chairs to mend"
Monday, 4 July 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 159
ARE YOU WEARING WELLIES?
Are you wearing wellies?
Why where are we
going?
Will it be quite
muddy?
Or has it been snowing
They are not for
outdoors?
Then their use has
receded
So please just tell me
Why the wellies are
needed?
I still don’t
understand
If there is no outdoor
activity
Oh now the penny has
dropped
They’re for indoor
depravity
BLONDE POST
The letterbox rattled
As the post came
through the door
One after another
They landed on the
floor
The top most envelope
Was from Bimbette’s
friend
But emblazoned on it
Were the words
"DO NOT BEND"
Bimbette pondered for
some time
About that piece of
post
How was she to pick it
up?
Puzzled her most
BEEF AND CHICKEN
I’m used to the term
Surf and turf on a
menu
If you want meat and
seafood
But now if you want to
Eat Beef and Chicken
together
You order Leather and
feather
SO PLEASE MAKE NO MISTAKE
There is definitely a difference,
So please make no
mistake,
Between a bag of
crisps and a condom
One of them you salt
and shake
ACHERON
Acheron, the river of pain,
One of the five rivers
of hades
Where Charon the
ferryman
Plied his morbid trade
LUMINARY PERSONAGE
Luminary personage
Of prominence
A bright light
In the firmament
Truly brilliant
Outshone only
By his achievements
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