THE WAITRESS ASKED “DO YOU HAVE

 

The waitress asked “Do you have

Any questions about the menu?”

My brother-in-law replied

“Is this font courier new?”

BEEF AND CHICKEN

 

I’m used to the term

Surf and turf on a menu

If you want meat and seafood

But now if you want to

Eat Beef and Chicken together

You order Leather and feather