Three wise men of Gotham
Went to sea in a bowl:
Their wisdom was a
misconception
They died and that’s natural
selection
Saturday, 2 July 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 157
ARE YOU WEARING PRIMARK PANTS?
Are you wearing Primark pants?
Don’t you think that a
little drastic?
You don’t want, on you
wedding day
To be let down by
cheap elastic
PILL POPPER # 1
Red and yellow and
Pink and Green
Purple and orange and blue
I take pills akimbo
Pills akimbo
I take quite a few
CALL CENTER MODE AGAIN
One day Bimbette was having trouble
With her computer,
So, she decided to try
the call center
At a time that would
suit her
"Hello how can I
help you?"
The tech support guy
asks
She replied, “I can’t
get my computer
To do even the
simplest tasks"
“Ok” said the tech
support guy
“What's on your
monitor now, miss?
“An elephant
my boyfriend bought me
And a kangaroo called
Kriss”
THEY’RE PUTTING ON ACTIVITIES
They’re putting on activities
For those whose lives
need enhancing
Well I’m hard of
hearing
And of the activities
they are advancing
Budgie jumping, parrot
shooting
And hen gliding
Might be worth chancing
But no way am I going
to have a go
I’M A CRUMPET MAN
I’m a crumpet man
I don’t mind
confessin’
But equally I like
Buns, baps and muffin
I WAS OUT ON THE LASH ON SATURDAY NIGHT
I was out on the lash on Saturday night
But I think it ended
in disgrace
As I woke up in a skip
next morning
With a kebab stuck to
my face
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