PORTMANTEAU

 

I was looking for a word

That summed up slogan or motto

But something more pithy

In the end I settled on Slotto

GRACILE

Moving Gracefully

Like a snow white swan

On a glassy lake.

You came into my life

 

Like an angel

Descending from heaven

On pure white wings

You changed me forever

 

But your gracile elegance

Mesmerized me

And blinkered me

To your true nature

 

Because hidden from me

Beneath the surface

And belying the grace

You were no angel 

SHE SPOKE SWEETLY

 

She spoke sweetly

With a songbirds melody

But within the beauty

One word could slay me

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 150

 

As I was going up Pippen Hill,

Pippen Hill was dirty.

There I met a pretty miss

And she was very flirty

 

As I was going down Pippen Hill,

I left the girl so flirty

Pippen Hill was quite clean

But the girl was very dirty

ARE YOU WEARING FALSIES?

 

Are you wearing falsies?

How disappointing is that

I thought you were well proportioned

But your chest is really flat

I thought you were a catch

But I was wrong about that

I thought I was getting mackerel

But I ended up with sprat

SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE # 2

As a proud Briton

I will be disappointed

In a strange way

 

Not if Scotland leaves

But more so

That Wales will stay

I HAVE AN ANGEL ON MY DASHBOARD

 

I have an Angel on my dashboard

She’s my special lucky charm

I have an angel on my dashboard

Who’s keeping me from harm