See a pin, pick it up,
And all day long you'll have good luck.
See a pin, pick it up,
And all day long you'll have a pin
Monday, 20 June 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 145
ARE YOU WEARING SLIPPERS?
Are you wearing slippers?
Yes, I do think they
suit you
I'm just questioning
their suitability
For a visit to the zoo
SON OF THE SOIL
I found the topsoil two inches deeper
When I went to my
allotment on Monday
I found the topsoil
two inches deeper
When I went to the
allotment on Tuesday
The next day as I
approached my plot
My poor old heartbeat
quickens
So, when the topsoil
was two inches deeper
I could only say “The
plot thickens”
I'LL TAKE THE RED ONE
Bimbette asked in a sex shop
“I want to buy a new
vibrator”
The assistant said
“just choose
From that display by
the door
"I'll take the
red one" she said
To the man behind the counter
He replied with a deep sigh
"That's a fire extinguisher"
I'VE JUST HEARD THE WINDOW CLEANER
I've just heard the window cleaner
He was really making
tongues wag
Cursing, shouting, and
swearing
TAKING THE CHERRY
The Cherry Ripe bar
I have so far
concluded
As one of your five a
day
May definitely be
included
FATHER’S DAY
Don’t forget dad on Father’s Day
A bottle of something
I think
And just remember that
it is you
That drives him to drink
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