Ring-a-Ring o'Rosies
Oh, I hate runny noses
A tissue! A tissue!
No don’t wipe it on your sleeve!
Wednesday, 15 June 2022
ARE YOU WEARING CHANEL?
Are you wearing Chanel?
Why do you wear that
smell?
At the chip shop when
it was quite late
And I asked you out on
a date
When you were standing
frying fish
You fulfilled my
perfect wish
I thought you would
smell like that
Because I like the
smell of chip fat
CHARITABLE BEQUEST REQUESTS # 2
Not happy just to pester me in life
The Red Cross want me
instead
To change my last will
and testament
To take my money when
I’m dead
CHARITY PLEADERS # 1
Just 3 pounds a month
Will help them meet
their quota
So, the fund raisers
can drive
Their 30 grand motor
ALCOHOL IS NOT THE ANSWER
Alcohol is not the answer
That’s my suggestion
It does help however
To make you forget the
question
I NEED GLASSES
I need glasses
So, it would appear
But the glasses I need
Let me be clear
Are glasses of wine
And glasses of beer
I DO DRINK COFFEE
I do drink Coffee
But it’s not a
favourite of mine
It doesn’t fill me
with cheer
It just fills in the
time
Until it’s socially
acceptable
To start drinking beer
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