CHARITABLE BEQUEST REQUESTS # 1

 

The Red Cross are getting greedy

Not happy to just milk me in life

They want me to will them a percentage

Of what should go to my wife

MEETING TIME

 

I have found in meetings

Where minutes are taken

Hours are wasted

Unless I am mistaken

NICE ONE JAMIE

 

My children can never forgive

That interfering Jamie Oliver

For bring about the early demise

Of their favourite Turkey Twizzler

LOST PROPERTY

 

I left two bottles of Whisky

On the train to Prestatyn

I thought them gone for ever

Until a nice man called Glynn

Of the lost property office

Telephoned me from Prestatyn

To say the man who found them

Had just been handed in

A TIME OF MIRACLES

 

The cynics say of miracles

That they are a scarce commodity,

If they happen at all

But to my mind

There is nothing more miraculous

Than the birth of a child

It may be the most common placed

Of miracles

But it is miraculous

Nonetheless

ALL OF HUMAN KIND

 

All of humankind

Spread across the globe

Like a single organism

In bacterial proportions

And this human creature

This single entity

This living breathing

Multiplying mass thrives

And its heartbeat is love

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 138

 

Sing a song of Sixth Sense

Haley Joel Osment wonders why

He’s followed every where

By that Bruce Willis guy