HOUSE CALL

 

“How long have you been bedridden?”

The visiting doctor asked

The patient replied “well certainly not

Since my husband passed”

FOOD GROUPS

 

There are six food groups

When it comes to my kitchen

Canned, Boxed and Bagged

Jarred, Bottled and Frozen

A LOVING ATMOSPHERE

 

A loving atmosphere, at home,

Is such an important thing

A tranquil harmonious home

Is vital to your well being

Do all you can to create one

By not having offspring

MY DOCTOR SAYS

 

My doctor says

I have been in continent,

But I don't know

 

I can’t remember

But if the doctor is right

Then where did I go?

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 135

 

Corporal Tim

Was dressed so trim,

He thought them all afraid of him;

But sad to say,

The very first day,

We had a fight,

He died alright,

For lack of equipment, poor Corporal Tim

ARE YOU WEARING AMERICAN PANTS?

 

Are you wearing American Pants?

I’m sorry I didn’t mean to scoff

But I’ve heard about American pants

Just one yank and their off

SHEEPISH CONVERSE

 

A sheep bleats in the twilight

As day drifts into night

So, I responded in like wise

Much to my wife’s surprise

“Why on earth did you just bleat?

You’re not a bloody sheep”

I replied, “I am not of the country

So, it simply occurred to me

That in my humble view

It was the polite thing to do”