INVIGILATED

 

Sitting the final exam

Was quite frankly, fruitless

Trying to write with

A broken pencil is pointless

FISHY BEHAVIOUR

 

When fish are in schools

Their behaviour is sedate

Except of course for the days

When they take debate

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 112

 

It's raining; it's pouring.

The old man is snoring.

We should have changed but instead,

We didn’t and we’ll all be dead by morning

ARE YOU WEARING A GIRDLE?

 

Are you wearing a girdle?

That’s a problem Mrs Spurdle,

Not an insurmountable hurdle

But due to the snugness of the fit

Prising all of you, out of, all of it

Might slow me down a bit

SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 3

 

Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks

Most are just scrounging off the state

But there is one working at the Vatican

He doesn’t really communicate

And it scares a lot of the devout

When it says Excommunicate, Excommunicate

I LOOK BACK IN SOBER REFLECTION

 

I look back in sober reflection

Dwelling in conceit of my perfections

Glossing over my imperfections

But over all I look back with affection

EINSTEIN A GO-GO # 2

 

The special theory of relativity

So, I was led to believe

Meant if you went with a 2nd cousin

She could safely conceive