SUPPORT GROUP - LOW SELF ESTEEM

Do you suffer from Low Self Esteem?

Well that’s what Support groups are for

We meet every Thursday at 7 PM.

Just remember to use the back door

VERY POOR RECEPTION

 

An elderly man entered the surgery

And approached the receptionist

“Good morning, can I see the doctor?”

With a face that had never been kissed

And a manner to match she demanded

He tell her why he needed to go on the list

But he didn’t want to discuss it in reception

“You’ll have to tell me I really must insist”

Looking around at the other patients

'I’ve a problem with my dick', he replied

“You cannot say things like that

In the surgery” the receptionist chastised

“But you did ask me what was wrong

I must have misunderstood; sorry” he lied

“You should be a little more discreet

You have caused embarrassment I fear”

The Receptionist continued on

“You should say the problem is with your ear,

“You can be more frank with the doctor

But not cause any upset out here”

 

The man replied, “Why did you ask me

What was wrong, In front of everyone?

You shouldn't ask people questions

That could embarrass anyone”  
The man walked out, waited several minutes,

 And then returned to where he’d begun

“Good morning, can I see the doctor?”

He asked through dentures grit

The Receptionist smiled smugly

Enjoying the moment more than a bit

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he said

The Receptionist liked to see patients submit

“And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?”

Then he loudly said “I can't piss out of it,”

MOOSE ON THE LOOSE

 

When a Moose goes on holiday

He likes nothing better

Than eating the local cuisine

Especially the Moosesaka

SUPPORT GROUP – WEIGHT PROBLEMS

 

Do you suffer from a weight problem?

Well that’s what Support groups are for

We meet every Thursday at 7 PM.

Please use the large double door

 

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 103

 

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a horse

She never ate her ride

But ate the lamb of course

ARE YOU WEARING TIGHTS?

 

Are you wearing tights?

Or do you call them Pantyhose?

Maybe later I will find out

We’ll have to see how it goes

GINGER HEADED MAIDEN FAIR

 

All I can do is stand and stare

At the Ginger headed maiden fair

The girl with the shinning orange hair

Oh, beautiful maiden standing there

With tresses of reddish-brown hair

Please be the answer to my prayer