Saturday, 16 April 2022

EASTER MEANING

 

Easter bunny

In his furry suit

Baby Chickens

Soft and cute

Easter cards

Of greeting

Sing praise at the

Sunday meeting

And remember

The meaning of Easter

 

It’s the chocolate eggs

It’s a no brainer

EASTER EGG HUNT

When it comes to hiding the eggs

In the garden at Easter

I can actually hide my own now

Thanks to Dementia 

YOU CAN LIKEN IT TO RUDOLF

 

Why does the Easter Bunny

Have such a shiny nose?

You can liken it to Rudolf

The thing actually glows

Well, the answer is obvious

And I don’t mean to offend

But it’s because his powder puff

Is stuck to his rear end

Friday, 15 April 2022

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 79

 

The Grand old Duke of York

He had ten thousand men

And when the hedonistic Duke reached the end

He started all over again

ARE YOU WEARING EASTER CHICKS?

 

Are you wearing Easter chicks?

They’re precious little honeys

But I have to be honest

I much prefer your bunnies

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER HAT?

 

Are you wearing an Easter Hat?

Well more accurately it’s a bonnet

It sits so perfectly on your head

And you’re as pretty as a sonnet

THE BEST EASTER ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 2

 

The best Easter actor of all time

Is something of an acting Ophelia

And there can only be one winner

And that would be Bunnie Bedelia