ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER SWEATER?

 

Are you wearing an Easter sweater?

It’s one of the hand knitted ones

Though I’m not a fan of novelty knitwear

I can ogle your hot crossed buns

LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT ONCE AND FOR ALL # 1

 

Let’s get this straight once and for all

Easter does not commemorate the time

When Jesus hid eggs in the gardens

Of Gethsemane for the disciples to find

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER JUMPER?

 

Are you wearing an Easter Jumper?

Well, its contents look rather bumper

But you really don’t need a bigger size

It fits them perfectly if I may apprise

THE BEST EASTER ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 1

 

The best Easter actor of all time

Is something of an acting hero

And there can only be one winner

And that would be Rabbit De Niro

I FORGOT TO GET BUNS ON THE SHOPPING

 

I forgot to get buns on the shopping

And when I got home my wife had a fit

But she soon calmed down as there’s

No need to get Hot and Cross about it

WHAT DOES THE EASTER BUNNY

 

What does the Easter Bunny

Get for himself

For making a basket?

Two points, like anyone else.

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 77

 

Horsey, horsey will you stop

Just stop with all that clippetty clop

You’ve been put out to pasture as you know well

So stop playing with the coconut shells