Money isn’t everything
That much is very true
But it makes sure the
kids
Keep in touch with you
Money isn’t everything
That much is very true
But it makes sure the
kids
Keep in touch with you
I’ve just got back from Spain
Where I was taken
queer
And not understanding
a foreign quack
Was my biggest fear
Well, when we got to
his gaff
You’ll never guess what I saw
“English speaking
Doctor”
Written large upon the door
I thought what a good
idea
A real turn up I would
say
Then I got to wonder
why
We don’t have them in
the UK
Ding dong bell
Pussy's in the well
And that’s where it’s
staying
Until it learns not to
piss in my garden
I don’t have a favourite;
I love each and every
one
Whether happy or sad
Cheerful or glum
I love ballerina
Katrina
And piston Kristen
Rave Maive
And oblivion Vivian
I love slasher Sasha
And gaily Kayleigh
Greener Meena
And trophy Sophie
I love Christian
Christine
And the mystical Zen
Jen
Pegan Megan
And Zen Jen once again
The NHS has plans to save money
Which Pharmacologists
won’t follow
Because they feel the
cuts
Are simply a bitter
pill to swallow
I see Dogs in clogs
Cats in spats
Goats in coats
Flies in ties
Llamas in pyjamas
I think I drink
Too much caffeine
Be warned about the use of a goose
If well roasted in
goose grease
You will have cooked
your goose
And caused a decrease
in your geese