The habits of rabbits
Are of limited scope
How can I be delicate?
The females seldom say
nope
The habits of rabbits
Are of limited scope
How can I be delicate?
The females seldom say
nope
An entrepreneurial friend
Sells exploding prayer
mats
Now when he first told
me
I thought he was bats
But he’s really doing
well
He showed me the proof
The prophets are clearly
Going through the roof
When a man puts on his cologne
And a woman puts on
perfume
The intention is not primarily
To smell each other I
presume
After twenty years of marriage
To my dear lady wife,
Mrs McCall
I have discovered what
makes her happy,
Absolutely bugger all
After a wild drunken night
Of drink, drugs, and
animal sex
I awoke the next
morning
And after finding my
specs
I realised I was in
bed
With the ugliest of
women
And made a resigned
sigh
Knowing I’d made it
home then
Jack and Jill went up the hill
They planned to do
some snogging
But jack tried to get
in her pants
So, she whacked him on
the noggin
I don’t have a favourite;
I love each and every one
Whether happy or sad
Cheerful or glum
I love warmer Norma
And chilly Millie
Brahma Alma
And misty Kristi
I love diva Riva
And the miser Eliza
Expressly Leslie
And viler Isla
I love sweet Reet
And henna Sienna
Bonny Bonnie
And better Henrietta
I love crabby Gabby
And flabby Abi
Tabby Abi
And shabby Tabbi