I don’t have a favourite,
I love each and every
one
Whether happy or sad
Cheerful or glum
I love Totty Lottie
And Clammy Tammy
Fit Britt
And Whammy Pammy
I love Trixie Pixie
And Peculiar Julia
Able Sable
And Nuclear Petunia
I love Bossy Flossie
And Parley Carli
Silky Elkie
And Gnarly Charlie
I love Fond bond
And Nambi Bambi
Any one of them
Does it for me
How do you make a Fruit gum?
This is easy don’t be
so dumb
The answer is without
a doubt
Ask him to take his
teeth out
My sister is very thin
In fact, she’s a stick
insect
Straight up and down
Viewed from any aspect
If she didn’t wear glasses
Before embracing
No one would know
Which way she was
facing
I’m looking forward to our date
I hope you dress
appropriately
A dress would be nice,
If not a loose-fitting
top
And skirt, flared,
Its more flattering,
Nothing figure hugger
And definitely no
trousers
Stockings obviously,
not tights
I don’t want your bum
to look like a robber
Garters are
acceptable,
A nice lacy ring
Suspenders would be
better
I like to ping
A bra, if you must
Nothing too fiddly
Front loading is ok
As long as it’s
obvious
I hope you’re wearing
granny pants
I’m not a fan of
thongs
Or anything tight
Granny pants are quick
release
And I want you bare
arsed ASAP
That’s how I want the
evening to end
My son wants a spider
For his approaching
birthday
I’m giving it some
thought
I’ve not said yay or
nay
Well, I checked the
price
At a well-known pet
shop
And when they said £90
Wow did my jaw drop
But he’s dead set on a
spider
Won’t accept anything
instead
So, if he really wants
a spider
I’ll get a cheap one
off the web
I have always told my children
And I told them again
last night, quite late
That I didn’t want to
live
In a vegetative state
To be given fluids
from a bottle,
Dependent on a
machine, no matter how up to date
So, they took away my
glass of wine
And unplugged my
computer, the ingrates
Apple have cancelled the launch
Of a new iPod aimed at
kids
But due to negative
feedback
The project is on the
skids
It’s believed the
product
