Aladdin rubbed his lamp
And a Genie did appear
You can have one wish
But only one he made
clear
“I want to live
forever”
Aladdin told the
genie.
“I’m sorry” Came the reply
“You can’t wish for
immortality”
“Living forever
Is against the
regulations
You must think again
And revise your
expectation”
“Do you have your
wish?”
Aladdin answered “Yup”
“I want to live to see
I would have climbed the highest mountain
I would have sailed
the widest sea
I would have fought
the fiercest dragon
No task would have
defeated me
All this I would have
done for the chance
Of getting down with
you all sleazy
But I didn’t even have
to break a sweat
Because it turned out
that you were easy
There is a Ginger girl I see
Whom I see
professionally
In a strictly sexual
capacity
She is a lady of the
night
A tart or a hooker,
called Delight
Ok she’s a prostitute,
alright?
But I call my sweet
little ho
The dirty Ginger girl
I know
My Orange pay as you
go
For want of a nail the shoe was lost.
For want of a shoe the horse was lost.
For want of a horse the rider was lost.
For want of a rider the battle was lost.
For want of a horseshoe nail oh what tosh.
Ill equipped and poorly lead is why they lost
The gulf is evident
Between man and
president
The gulf is clear
Between success and
failure
The gulf is a disaster
For president Obama
Monday’s girl
Blessed with beauty’s
kiss
So fair of face
Do swains’ heartbeats
miss?
As suitors court
For her hand in wedded
bliss
Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
“What would it take” he might say
“For you to go out
with me?”
Just reply “a few
years off your age,
I would suggest
twenty”
