Put downs work the best
For deflecting
unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the
tension
If he uses the line
“Have you heard we’ve
been brought together by cupid”
So just reply to him
“I like you; you
remind me of when I was young and stupid.”
The nine muses
Daughters of Zeus
Inspiring of mortals
And nurturers of the
arts
The fourth was,
The divine Euterpe,
Rejoicing well,
Was firstly the muse
of music
Then of Lyrical poetry
A double flute in her
hand
Euterpe the Giver of
delight
Wiper’s swish
Expelling the rain
drops
Heater whirls
Expelling heat to
clear the mist
Headlights burn
Expelling darkness and
fear
It’s a dirty night
But the doggers will
be here
There’s a new music fad or fashion
A genre of
Swedish/Australian fusion
They play Dancing
Queen and Waterloo
On the wobble board
and the didgeridoo
I don’t know if it
will catch on at all
They call the music
Abbariginal
Viagra may soon be available in liquid form,
And will assist the
flaccid when it’s done
By making it possible
for a man to perform
By literally pouring
himself a stiff one
With so many treatments for erectile dysfunction
In future there will
be a large octogenarian population
Of grandpas with
erections to answer grandma’s prayers
I like the full English
When it comes to
breakfast
Something substantial
For a satisfaction
that will last
None of that
continental rubbish
All foreign and nasty
And what’s the deal
with a croissant
It’s nothing but an
empty pasty
