Twinkle, twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are?
Are you the star I saw before?
Or an earth destroying
meteor
Thursday, 17 February 2022
FRIENDSHIP # 3
Dearest friends thank you
For being there when I
need to cry
And when I need to
laugh
You’re the blue in my
sky
HAPPY BIRTHDAY # 18
If you creak and groan
Just tying up a shoe
And your back goes out
More than you do
It’s best not to have
a drink
You’d better have a
few
PUT DOWN # 21
Put downs work the best
For deflecting
unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the
tension
When he says to you
“I bet you are a lawyer or a doctor?”
Just reply to him
SCARED HALF TO DEATH
Last week I got a fright
That scared me half to
death
But that’s not the
real trouble
What happens if next
week
I get another terrible
fright
Will that make it a
deadly double?
NEVER JUDGE A BOOK
There is much more to a woman
Than what she can put
on show
There is more in the
emporium
Than there is in the
shop window
Like an expensive
Champagne
That a Lambrusco will
out fizzle
A woman displaying all
her assets
Is invariably all
sausage and no sizzle
It’s the homely types
that most excite
Hiding their figure
neath frumpy dress
Shy and modest to the
outside world
It’s the quiet ones
who most impress
Beneath sober dress they
burn hottest
Much hotter than the
most brazen vamp
And when you get them alone,
they turn
From prim librarian
into wanton tramp
MARTYRS LANE
When the martyr’s mothers reminisce
Clutching photos that
they kiss
They shed a tear for
their lost sons
Who blew themselves up
for martyrdom
Then one tearful
mother is heard to say
“They blow up so fast,
don't they?'
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