I’m in the motor trade and I’ll try anything once
So I went to one of
those swingers parties
I took the wife along
and she was well keen
She’s a good looker
when she’s dressed up tarty
But after I dropped my
car keys in the bowl
I realised that I had
really dropped a clanger
As I’d arrived at the
party with the latest model
My son got a job today
At a bowling
establishment
“Ten pin” I asked him
“Oh no” he said “it’s
permanent”
That medical catastrophe
The flu pandemic
Is not as bad as
expected
It’s not even an
epidemic
A large number of
reported cases
On closer examination
Were found to have
been
In contact with
evergreen vegetation
This is a totally
different strain
Of contagious flu
Which the W.H.O.
Has been renamed Pine
flu
I am feeling my age
Now I’m of the silver
haired class
But on the bright side
I’m still on the right
side of the grass
That medical catastrophe
The flu pandemic
Is not as bad as
expected
It’s not even an
epidemic
A large number of
reported cases
On closer examination
Were found to have
been
Preceded by
infatuation
This is a totally
different strain
Of contagious flu
Which the W.H.O.
Has been renamed swoon
flu
When I was young
I was broad minded
And narrow hipped
Now I’m middle aged
My proportions
Appear to have flipped
I have three teenage sons
With appetites like
men
And it costs a fortune
Feeding all of them
But due to the economy
Times are hard you see
So as they eat like
men
At dinner time I told
them
“Due to the current
recession
Which may lead to a
depression
Tough times are ahead
you know
So we will have to let
you all go"
