Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls but didn’t know why.
When the boys came out to playHe had more fun because he was gay
Sunday, 30 January 2022
A VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER (3)
My dad told me
“Susan’s going to the
west of India”
So, I said “Goa?”
“Well, that’s what
they say about her”
WORKING LATES AND EARLIES
Why is it that the boss
Is in the office
bright and early
Only on those
particular days
When the rest of us
are tardy
But is noticeably late
On the days that we
are early
SHARING
We shared an umbrella when we first met
When caught in an
April shower
We shared our first
kiss
One night in the wee
small hours
We shared a passionate
embrace
And made love in
culmination
Then we shared a
secret
After we caught an
unpleasant infection
THE IT GIRL
I had a first date with a girl
From the I.T. suite
Who for a computer
nerd
Is really very sweet
It was a disaster
Not quite but almost
complete
I wish that I could
have hit
Ctrl Alt Delete
COMFORT EATER
Through a total lack of self esteem
I eat too much to ease
my despair
And food has now
replaced sex for me
So, I can't even get
into my own underwear
I ONCE WROTE A NOTE
I once wrote a note
Writ on paper, hue of
oat
Not of literary note
Worth less than a
groat
Full of unimportant
quote
Not worthy to promote
No ego should it bloat
No means to gloat
But it got my vote
The note I wrote
I put in my coat
The coat that I tote
The one on which I
dote
The one with stoat
About the throat
My favourite coat
Now held my note
But I left the coat
That housed my note
Upon a boat
“The rampant goat”
That was afloat
In a bay remote
The note, the coat,
And the boat did float
So where was my note?
Memorized by rote
In my favourite coat
With throat of stoat
Floating like a mote
On some distant boat
With no shelter of
cote
The note, the coat,
On that blasted boat
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