Han Solo and Chewbacca
Were not paid for a delivery
So Han got straight to the point
“You owe me one Kenobi”
Thursday, 30 September 2021
HAN SOLO AND CHEWBACCA
IT’S THE DOGS…. AGAIN
A man and his dog walk into the pub
Each night to drink with the locals
As the man has a drink, the mans dog
Lies down and then licks his genitals
An offended customer, disgusted asks
“Why does your dog do that man?”
Then owner answers without hesitation
“That’s easy he does it because he can”
RULES FOR CATS TO LIVE BY – HELP WITH THE COOKING
When supervising the cooking
Get behind the cook by sitting
Where she would be hard put
To see you just by her left foot
And you will stand a better chance
Of being trod on which will advance
Your human to pick you up to
FRUSTRATED FELINE
When your cat has just fallen asleep
Curled on your lap purring contentedly
And looking utterly adorable and sweet
You have to go to the bathroom suddenly
EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON # 2
“Everything happens for a reason”
Not a very appropriate old refrain
When you think you’re going to fart
And you follow through on the train
IT WAS A GLORIOUS WEEK IN JUNE
It was a glorious week in June
And I wore my best ensemble
But after Day three at Wimbledon
I hadn’t seen a single Womble
HAVE A NICE DAY
“Have a nice day” he said
And I smiled at him
But I had a dreadful day
So natural I sued him
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