STAR WARS CHEESE

 

What cheese do they serve

In the Star Wars cafeteria

Or in a galaxy far far away?

The answer is Boba Feta

SOME STAR WARS DROIDS

 

In Star Wars some droids are

Self-centered, like C-3PO

Everything is me, me, me,

He should be named C-mePO

STAR WARS MOVIES WERE MADE

 

Star Wars Movies were made

Out of sequence, because

At the beginning, in charge

Of film scheduling, Yoda was.

ON THE MILLENNIUM FALCON

 

On the Millennium Falcon

When things are a bit slow

With time to knock one out,

Which is called a hand solo

HAN SOLO AND CHEWBACCA

 

Han Solo and Chewbacca

Were not paid for a delivery

So Han got straight to the point

“You owe me one Kenobi”

STAR WARS TODAY

 

If the Star Wars series

Was only just written

Luke would be a vegan

Flying the Millennial Falcon

THEY ARE HAVING TO REMAKE

 

They are having to remake

The Ewok movie

As they now identify

As Shewoks apparently

ANAKIN SKYWALKER

 

Anakin Skywalker

Uses electronic cigarettes

So the Jedi earned the

Darth Vaper epithet

CHEWBACCA THE WOOKIEE

 

Chewbacca the Wookiee

Was the victim of an attack

Someone has given him

An all over body wax

CHEWBACCA IS DEAD

 

Chewbacca is dead

But he did not die in vain

His pelt made a great tent

To keep out the rain

ON THEIR FIRST MISSION TOGETHER

 

On their first mission together

Aboard the Millennium Falcon

Chewbacca made a Wookie mistake

When he killed Han

STAR WARS DAY

 

It’s may the 4th

Felicitations to you

Its Star Wars day

May the fourth be with you

GAMBLING WAS NOT CONDONED

Gambling was not condoned

And using the Force wasn’t done

However, the Jedi Knights

Had a bet regardless and Obi Wan