A man in love is incomplete
Until he is married
According to Zsa Zsa Gabor
And then he’s finished
Wednesday, 22 September 2021
THE TRAFFIC COP STOPPED A TRUCK
The traffic cop stopped a truck
And told the driver that his wife
Had fallen out of the back, and
As a result the woman lost her life
The driver though was not bereft
But relieved he hadn’t gone deaf
THE ABSENT GIFT
The man explained why he hadn’t
Got his wife a gift for her birthday
The previous year he bought her
The nice plot in the cemetery
That she had requested, and she
Hadn’t used it, and he was unhappy
AFTER GETTING HOME LATE ONE NIGHT
After getting home late one night, very drunk,
He sees something that will forever scar
his brain
And the consequence of seeing two of his
wife
He quit drinking so he wouldn’t see that
again
SHE PUT THE ASHES IN AN EGG TIMER
She put the ashes in an egg timer
After her husband’s final breath
So, he would at least be useful
Around the house after his death
HE WAS RUNNING AN ELECTRIC FIRE ALL DAY
He was running an electric fire all day
And he’d never been so extravagant before
But he said he wasn’t worried about the
cost
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