My Uncle trains animals
To be honest he’s a bit of a bore
He has one dog that does magic tricks
It’s a labracadabrador
Saturday, 11 September 2021
MY UNCLE TRAINS ANIMALS
I BOUGHT THE WORLD'S WORST THESAURUS
I bought the world's worst thesaurus
And it’s
irredeemable
But it really is the
worst
But not only is
it terrible, it's terrible
A MAN SPILT ALL HIS SCRABBLE TILES
A man spilt all his Scrabble tiles
It happened in a
heartbeat
Leaving letters
all over the road,
"Well that's
the word on the street?"
MY DOG ATE ALL THE SCRABBLE TILES
My dog ate all the Scrabble tiles
When they were spilt on the mat
And for days he kept leaving
Little messages around the flat
I GOOGLED MY SYMPTOMS
I Googled my symptoms
As I had an
irritated eye
And found
Conjunctivitis.com
That’s a site for
sore eyes
WHY DID THE CHICKEN GO TO THE SÉANCE?
Why did the chicken go to the séance?
Rather than stay where he resides
The reason he went to the séance
Was so he could reach the other side
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