72 Miles From The Sea

Sunday, 29 August 2021

Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been?

You’re the most disheveled cat I’ve ever seen

How did you get covered in cobwebs and dust?

Come sit on my lap and you shall be fussed

I use the phrase “the one from the tv”

To describe actors or celebrities

I also use it to describe what I’m looking

At the supermarket or the Deli

He survived mustard gas in battle,

He was pepper sprayed by a policeman

And the result of those traumatic events

He was rendered a seasoned veteran

I’m not sure what the best thing is

About Switzerland, and I’m not fussed

I don’t know enough about the country

I do like the flag, so that’s a big plus

I saw a cheetah being

Chatted up by a Lion

I thought, “He’s trying

To pull a fast one"

I heard about a young actor

Who was playing the part of a Page

Who fell through the floorboards

But he was just going through a stage

I suffer from kleptomania

I have to admit

But when it gets bad,

I take something for it