Tuesday, 24 August 2021

THERE ARE THREE THINGS THAT HAPPEN

 

There are three things that happen, when

 You reach my age, in my view

The first thing, your memory starts to go

 And I’ve forgotten the other two 

WHEN YOU SEARCH HIGH AND LOW

 

When you search high and low

On every shelf and every floor 

For your car keys on a bunch

You find them in the front door

IF YOU GO TO A MUSLIM WEDDING

 

If you go to a Muslim Wedding

But you can’t afford the attire

Then there is an easy solution

Go to Mosque Bros and hire

Sunday, 22 August 2021

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – THE FOG (1980)

“The Fog” is a horror thriller, written by John Carpenter and Debra Hill and Directed by John Carpenter.

 

The story is set against the backdrop of the peaceful community of the coastal town of Antonio Bay, California who are making preparations to celebrate the towns’ centenary.

However strange supernatural occurrences blemish the festivities as an unearthly impenetrable and opaque fog rolls off the ocean to shroud the seaside town and leads to unaccountable disappearances, so is there something evil lurking in the fog?

Could it be linked to events a century earlier when a hideous crime was committed by the town's elders when they sealed the fate of a ship full of drowned mariners now lying on the bottom of the sea.

So has the fog brought the restless dead seeking revenge and demanding justice?

Adrienne Barbeau, Jamie Lee Curtis, Janet Leigh, John Houseman and Hal Holbrook bring this ghostly tale to life, while the photography by Dean Cundey makes it all seem real.


21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 425

 

Peter Piper picked a peck

Of pickled peppers

Very interesting I’m sure, but what

Was he picking at beforehand?

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HOMEMADE PIZZA

 

Homemade pizza

Is absolute bliss

And it’s so easy

It’s a pizza piss