Sunday, 22 August 2021

IT WAS PITIFUL TO SEE # 1

 

It was pitiful to see, He was totally inept

Basic problems he was struggling to deal

He’d struggle to pour water from a boot

With the instructions printed on the heel

EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE

 

Early to bed, early to rise

Makes a man healthy wealthy and wise

Early to rise, late to bed

Makes a man haggard fatigued and dead

ONE FOOT OF SNOW FELL

 

One foot of snow fell

In the town of Lexington

So, when he went outside

He only wore one Wellington


BEST BEFORE 1980 # 8

 

It’s true to say as you get older

Your youth you possible may regain

For someday you will be old enough

To start reading fairy tales again

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – HALLOWEEN (1978)

 

“Halloween” is a horror thriller, written by John Carpenter and Debra Hill and Directed by John Carpenter.

 

The movie begins on Halloween in 1963, when 6 year-old Michael Myers (Will Sandin) stabs his 15 year old sister Judith (Sandy Johnson) to death.

After being institutionalized for 15 years, Myers breaks out on the night before Halloween, and no one seems be too concerned that Myers' is heading back to Haddonfield, and that he’ll likely be there on October 31st 1978, except his psychiatrist, Dr. Loomis (Donald Pleasence).

But by the time the authorities of the town realize he’s heading for Haddonfield, Illinois to kill again, it may be too late for many of its inhabitants.

Jamie Lee Curtis, Nancy Loomis, P.J. Soles and Charles Cyphers star in what was undoubtedly the first of the slasher film, which has influenced almost every slasher film made since.

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 423

 

Old Mother Hubbard

Went to the cupboard

To fetch her poor dog a bone

But there was none

As she didn’t have a dog

And was living in a home

CAMEL HAIR BRUSHES

Camel hair brushes are not

Made from camel hair to be fair

It’s just one of life’s oddities

They are made of Squirrel fur