I once knew a girl called Jo
Jo
the pretty faced
With the narrowest waist
Who was to everyone’s taste
Even other girls called Jo’s
I once knew a girl called Jo
Jo
the pretty faced
With the narrowest waist
Who was to everyone’s taste
Even other girls called Jo’s
Don’t take life for granted
Treat
each day as a gift
They’re
aptly called the present
And
each one gives you a lift
Does
the pursuit of happiness
Leave
you ultimately unhappy
Then
don’t pursue happiness,
Instead
you should just be happy
“You spend your life avoiding conflict”
My
new therapist has just said
I
suppose he has a point, because visiting
War
zones fills me with dread
The transfer window is open
Which
is very exciting for fans like me
Especially
when I’ve just heard
Foghorn
Leghorn has signed for KFC
For many, life is quite hard
Living on Martha’s Vineyard
It’s very much, the have nots
Outnumbering the have yacht’s
My wife has left me
And taken the children
All our friends
Have abandoned me
And taken her side
Then when I put on
The Television set
The show that greets me