Thursday, 15 July 2021

I ONCE KNEW A GIRL CALLED JO # 5

 

I once knew a girl called Jo

Jo the pretty faced

With the narrowest waist

Who was to everyone’s taste

Even other girls called Jo’s

DON’T TAKE LIFE FOR GRANTED

 

Don’t take life for granted

Treat each day as a gift

They’re aptly called the present

And each one gives you a lift

DOES THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS

 

Does the pursuit of happiness

Leave you ultimately unhappy

Then don’t pursue happiness,

Instead you should just be happy


YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE AVOIDING CONFLICT

 

“You spend your life avoiding conflict”

My new therapist has just said

I suppose he has a point, because visiting

War zones fills me with dread

THE TRANSFER WINDOW IS OPEN

 

The transfer window is open

Which is very exciting for fans like me

Especially when I’ve just heard

Foghorn Leghorn has signed for KFC

LIVING ON MARTHA’S VINEYARD

 

For many, life is quite hard

Living on Martha’s Vineyard

It’s very much, the have nots

Outnumbering the have yacht’s

BILLY NO MATES

My wife has left me

And taken the children

All our friends

Have abandoned me

And taken her side

Then when I put on

The Television set

The show that greets me

Is the Lonely Planet