72 Miles From The Sea

Tuesday, 13 July 2021

At my advanced age

I can still cut the mustard

It’s just opening the jar

That I find so terribly hard

I once knew a girl called Jo

I knew as Jo with the flat chest

Who had nothing inside her vest

But I was still blessed

For she had other attributes

A journey of a thousand miles

Begins with a single step apparently

Well, that’s the philosophical view

It begins with a flat tire in reality

The Bermuda Triangle got bored

Of warm weather over the years

So, it relocated to Lapland and now

Santa Claus has disappeared

If you need help when moving house

You can always call on your buddies

It’s to be expected from everyday friends

But great friends help you move bodies

An age old adage that I know

States that friends may come and go

But more worrying to calculate

Is that enemies tend to accumulate

If the long held supposition or dilemma,

That the side effect of smoking marijuana

Can cause short-term memory loss, is true

Then what does smoking marijuana do?