He marked his golden wedding
With
his customary defiance
Celebrating
the special occasion
He marked his golden wedding
With
his customary defiance
Celebrating
the special occasion
My wife always gets historical
When
we argue, not hysterical
She
drags up things you know
She was ninety-three years old
While
he was only ninety-one
Not
a cross word, but they were
Both
deaf when said and done
Funerals do not have to be a time of sadness
And
while they should not be a time of gladness
They
can still be a time of celebration though
Especially
if the deceased was a miserable so and so
Grandpa always said that he wanted,
And
he had the plans formalised,
That
he would be laid to rest with Nan
So
on his death we had her euthanized
The Senior Citizens group
Were
one of the very top
Break
dancing troupes
And
they were called Hip Op
I took my wife to an Apple Orchard
And
the fruit hung ripe to adore
But
she didn’t like it, as it was not
The
Apple Watch she was hoping for