Sunday, 11 July 2021

HE MARKED HIS GOLDEN WEDDING

He marked his golden wedding

With his customary defiance

Celebrating the special occasion

With a two minute silence

MY WIFE ALWAYS GETS HISTORICAL

My wife always gets historical

When we argue, not hysterical

She drags up things you know

That happened many years ago

SHE WAS NINETY-THREE YEARS OLD

 

She was ninety-three years old

While he was only ninety-one

Not a cross word, but they were

Both deaf when said and done

Saturday, 10 July 2021

FUNERALS DO NOT HAVE TO BE A TIME OF SADNESS

 

Funerals do not have to be a time of sadness

And while they should not be a time of gladness

They can still be a time of celebration though

Especially if the deceased was a miserable so and so

GRANDPA ALWAYS SAID THAT HE WANTED

 

Grandpa always said that he wanted,

And he had the plans formalised,

That he would be laid to rest with Nan

So on his death we had her euthanized

THE SENIOR CITIZENS GROUP

 

The Senior Citizens group

Were one of the very top

Break dancing troupes

And they were called Hip Op

I TOOK MY WIFE TO AN APPLE ORCHARD

 

I took my wife to an Apple Orchard

And the fruit hung ripe to adore

But she didn’t like it, as it was not

The Apple Watch she was hoping for