Opposites attract they say
And
for my wife and I
Nothing
could be truer
As
I have an eight-inch penis
And
she doesn’t know
How
to use a ruler
Saturday, 3 July 2021
OPPOSITES ATTRACT THEY SAY
MY WIFE WAS VERY EMBARRASSED OF ME
My wife was very embarrassed of me
So
much so in her view
That
on our wedding day
I
was only invited to the evening do
PEDANTIC WIFE
My wife said if I don’t stop
Being
pedantic
I’ll
have less friends
I
turned to her and said
“That’s
not true,
I
will have fewer friends”
MY WIFE’S BIRTHDAY TOY
It was my wife’s birthday
So,
I bought a sex toy for her
I
don’t think it’s her fave
But
it’s definitely up there
ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – D-DAY THE SIXTH OF JUNE (1956)
D-Day the Sixth of June, Directed by Henry Koster, tells the tale of a love triangle involving a British Officer, Lt Colonel John Wynter (Richard Todd), American Captain Brad Parker (Robert Taylor) and Red Cross Nurse Valerie Russell (Dana Wynter).
The
story unfolds aboard an allied transport on the eve of D-Day shown in
flashback, as the two officers reminisce about their individual relationships
with the beauteous English Rose.
But
who will the nurse choose? A married American Staff Officer or the gung-ho
British Lt Colonel.
THE WISDOM OF MY MIDDLE YEARS # 4
As I have gotten older
It
came as no surprise
That
children and grandparents
Are
natural allies
I TRIED DONATING BLOOD TODAY # 1
But
the problem on this visit
Were
too many stupid questions
For
example, who's blood is it?
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