The Police arrested two kids
One
was drinking battery acid,
The
other was eating fireworks.
No
doubt a right pair of Berks
Now
this is true though you may scoff
They
charged one and let the other one off.
The Police arrested two kids
One
was drinking battery acid,
The
other was eating fireworks.
No
doubt a right pair of Berks
Now
this is true though you may scoff
They
charged one and let the other one off.
Somebody actually complimented me
On
my driving today you see.
Now
I don’t like to gloat
But
they left a little note
On
the windscreen of mine,
A man went to Doctor Grace’s
“I've
hurt my arm in several places”
The
man said clearly in pain
Doc
Grace said “well don't go there again”
Jesus Christ Superstar is based on the Andrew Lloyd Webber/Tim Rice Rock Opera of the same name, directed by Norman Jewison.
It
tells the story of the final 6 days in the life of Jesus Christ (Ted Neeley)
seen primarily through the troubled eyes of Judas Iscariot (Carl Anderson)
Being
filmed entirely on location in Israel lends the film an authenticity and the
anachronistic manner of the sets, with contemporary weapons on display, such as
at the Temple Market work like a bridge spanning two thousand years.
The
songs are memorable and well performed in particular by Ted Neeley (Jesus) Carl
Anderson (Judas) Yvonne Elliman (Mary Magdalene) Barry Dennen (Pontius Pilate)
and Josh Mostel (King Herod)
It’s
a must watch movie whether spiritually inclined or not.
Whatever happened to Louis the umpteenth of France?
Whatever
happened to Jensen Interceptors?
Whatever
happened to tree top squash?
Whatever
happened to indestructible Tonka Toys?
Whatever
happened to my hopes and dreams?
Whatever
happened to my plans and schemes?
Whatever
happened to my hearts desires?
Whatever
happened to Aunt Alice?
Whatever
happened to the likely lads?
Whatever
happened to baby Jane?
Whatever
happened to standards of behaviour?
Whatever
happened to community spirit?
Whatever
happened to this bulldog breed?
Whatever
happened to common courtesy?
Whatever
happened to good manners?
Whatever
Whatever
I liken men to Department Stores
Hear
me out before you scoff
Men
are like Department Stores
As
their clothes are always half off
Tell me ladies please tell me this
It’s
a question that’s left me stressed
Why
does the gynaecologist
Leave
the room while you get undressed?