Wednesday, 23 June 2021

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (24)

 

Who was that lady?

What happened in Santiago?

What’s new pussycat?

Where angels fear to tread

Why lover

SENNA MAN

 

Men are like Laxatives

For women it’s true

Because they irritate

The crap out of you

DAREDEVIL # 1

 

To do something daring

That is my wish

Like eating cup-a-soup

From a dish

SENSUAL FRUIT

 

It makes me uncomfortable

Like a bad melodrama

I never know where to look

When a girl is eating a banana.

COOL PICK UP

 

It's just impossible

As far as I can see

To look cool

While picking up a Frisbee

POOCH POUCH

 

I can’t abide one thing

It leaves me all agog

And I cannot respect a man

Who carries a dog

PANIC ATTACK

 

There's no panic

Like the panic

That momentarily affects you

At any time that you

Get your hand or head stuck

In something, then you feel a schmuck