Who was that lady?
What
happened in Santiago?
What’s
new pussycat?
Where
angels fear to tread
Why
lover
Who was that lady?
What
happened in Santiago?
What’s
new pussycat?
Where
angels fear to tread
Why
lover
Men are like Laxatives
For
women it’s true
Because
they irritate
The
crap out of you
To do something daring
That
is my wish
Like
eating cup-a-soup
From
a dish
It makes me uncomfortable
Like
a bad melodrama
I
never know where to look
When
a girl is eating a banana.
It's just impossible
As
far as I can see
To
look cool
While
picking up a Frisbee
I can’t abide one thing
It
leaves me all agog
And
I cannot respect a man
Who
carries a dog
There's no panic
Like
the panic
That
momentarily affects you
At
any time that you
Get
your hand or head stuck
In
something, then you feel a schmuck