HORROR

 

It’s better to have

A horrible end

Than to have

Horrors without end

BROLLEY POLICY

 

All the most sensible ladies and fellas

Will always make sure they have four umbrellas

The first of course because they leave it at home always

The second one they leave at the office on rainy days

Then the third one because they leave it on the train

And of course the fourth is to start the cycle again

TIMES THEY ARE A CHANGING

 

By the time my good lady

Learned to understand me

I'm afraid I have to admit

She stopped listening to me

A LOVE GAME

 

The game of love

Unlike others that might

Is never called off

On account of bad light

CHANCE MEETING

 

The chance of a man

Meeting a good looking “sure thing”

Increases dramatically

If you take into account, the following

He is already with a date or his wife

Or with a man who’s richer and better looking

LOVE IS

 

Love is many things

According to noted experts

Love is where you can get it

According to noted flirts

Love is ecstasy to some

Others say love hurts

But in my experience

Love comes in spurts

AUTOMATIC PHOBIA

 

My wife has a phobia of automation

She doesn’t trust things robotic

At the hospital she wont use

Sliding doors because their automatic

We have to walk round the back

Circumnavigating the complex

To find a door we have to open

To accommodate her own complex

Then up sixteen flights of stairs

For she doesn’t like the elevators

Nor does she like travelators

And she doesn’t do the escalators

Up and up the stairs we go

No wonder my heart rate is so high

No wonder my pulse is racing

Why must hospital reach up to the sky?

I’m out of breath and tiring

Is it any wonder I’m in a state?

Because she’s a technophobe

I’m a heart attack candidate