WHEN THE UMBRELLA

 

When the umbrella

Was first invented

It was to be called a Brella

But the man hesitated

BROLLEY POLICY

 

All the most sensible ladies and fellas

Will always make sure they have four umbrellas

The first of course because they leave it at home always

The second one they leave at the office on rainy days

Then the third one because they leave it on the train

And of course the fourth is to start the cycle again