On life’s journey we are all
Looking for the one
And I can safely say that I
Married the one
On a scale of one to ten
She was a one
Monday, 31 May 2021
ON LIFE’S JOURNEY WE ARE ALL
IT’S NOT THE SIZE OF A MAN
It’s not the size of a man
That marks him high or low
It’s what is in their hearts
That makes them grow
Just look around you
And you will also know
That the smaller being
Can cast a giant shadow
DURING A PASSWORD AUDIT
During a password audit by the IT crowd,
They
discovered something quite absurd
A
young woman by the name of Bimbette
Who was using the following password
PughPughBarneyMcGrewCuthbertDibbleGrubb
And
was told such a password was wrong
But
Bimbette explained that she was told
Her
password must be six characters long
WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (1)
Who’s in love?
What’s
love got to do with it?
When
I fall in love
Where
is the love?
Why
do fools fall in love?
Sunday, 23 May 2021
ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – WITNESS FOR THE PROSECUTION (1982)
“Witness for the Prosecution” is a Courtroom
Drama,
written
for television by John Gay,
screenplay written by Billy Wilder and
Harry Kurnitz, Agatha Christies play adapted for television by Lawrence B.
Marcus, and Directed by Alan Gibson.
In
this extremely enjoyable courtroom drama, cantankerous, yet brilliant barrister
Sir Wilfred Robarts (Sir Ralph Richardson) returns to his office in London,
having recovered from a heart attack, under the watchful eye of Nurse Plimsoll
(Deborah Kerr).
He
is subsequently invited to defend Leonard Vole (Beau Bridges), who is the prime
suspect in the murder of an elderly rich woman.
The
unemployed, former World War II veteran, married to his beloved German wife
Christine Vole (Dame Diana Rigg), is accused of seducing, and murdering the
wealthy middle-aged single woman, Emily French (Patricia Leslie), in order to inherit eighty thousand pounds,
and the
stubborn QC must defend him.
Donald Pleasence, Wendy Hiller, David Langton,
Richard Vernon, Peter Sallis and Michael Gough provide a
very able supporting cast to the main stars.
MY FATHER WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN
My Father was trying to explain
About anaphylactic shock again
And wasn’t doing it very well
I could have explained it in a nutshell
I AM NOT IN ANY WAY INTERESTED IN
I am not in any way interested in
An alternative energy supplier
Because if I said I was unhappy
With food I would be a liar
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