WHATS IN A NAME (34)

 

Will anyone watch as Peter Bowles?

Did anyone look as Henry Rolls?

Did anyone notice Eric Ambel?

Does anyone know will Donna Gambol?

ARE YOU WEARING BREAST TIGHTENING SERUM?

 

Are you wearing breast tightening serum?

No of course there is no disgrace

But I do think I should point out

That you don’t put it on your face

MY WIFE AND I ARE INSEPARABLE

 

My wife and I are inseparable

Do you want to know why?

Because if either of us went away

We would have to kiss goodbye

SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE # 1

 

As a proud Briton

I will be disappointed

If Scotland chose to go

 

As an Englishman

I’ll be disappointed

If they vote no

LIFE IS TOO SHORT

Life is too short to wake up

In the morning with regret,

So, I think not waking up until

After lunch is the safest bet

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE

The only difference between

A guard dog and mummy 

Is that the guard dog will

Let go of you eventually

KEYBOARDS

 

In the 1970’s I was big into

Keyboards and synthesizers

I like Wakeman, and Emerson

In fact, I was a moog sympathizer