BEEF AND CHICKEN

 

I’m used to the term

Surf and turf on a menu

If you want meat and seafood

But now if you want to

Eat Beef and Chicken together

You order Leather and feather

SO PLEASE MAKE NO MISTAKE

There is definitely a difference,

So please make no mistake,

Between a bag of crisps and a condom

As one of them you salt and shake

WHATS IN A NAME (30)

 

Does anyone know does Jane Ayre?

I don’t know what could George Wehr?

Does anyone think is Nathan Sweete?

Have you just walked down Daniel Street?

A PEOPLE PERSON

 

It read, “I’m a people person”

On his bumper sticker

But it actually turned out

That he was a trafficker

SALAD DODGERS

When the slot machines

Are played by those with obesity

In a life spent in the arcades

It’s the only fruit that they see

WALT DISNEY ON ICE

 

The kids wanted to see

Walt Disney on ice

They all thought

It would be really nice

 

However, it turned out

To be some old geezer,

Walt Disney apparently,

Lying dead in a freezer

OUR FAMILY PLANNING

 

There are only 13 months

Between my two little chaps

It was actually by design

As we didn’t want a big gap

So that’s why as part of the plan

My wife had a Caesarean