While I was standing at the bus stop one day
An
old blind man and his dog passed my way
As
they were about to cross via the pelican
The
dog cocked his leg urinating on the man
The
man reached into his pocket for a treat
And
leant down to feed the dog at his feet
Amazed
by this great act of human kindness
I
remarked to him about his thoughtfulness
I
need to find out where his mouth is friend
The
blind man said so I can kick his arse end
Communism doesn’t really function
And
it’s not too difficult to fathom
The
reason for it is simple enough
People
just like to own stuff
The simple art of medicine
Consists
simply of this to begin
Just
keep the patients amused
Blinded
with science and confused
This
will keep them at their ease
While
Nature cures the disease
If you should ever want to shoot someone
I
have an idea on how best it may be done
For
it to be unnoticed you must do it right
Wait
until the fun begins on bonfire night
If
you can’t bring yourself to shoot maybe
You
can always blow them up with TNT
Sometimes I need company
Sometimes
I need to feel free
Sometimes
I need romance
Sometimes
I need just to dance
Sometimes
I need a lover
Sometimes
just a friend forever
But
today I really should confide
I
need only what you can provide
So,
taking you into my confidence
What
I really need is your absence
A passionate kiss is like a spider’s web
And
I’ll tell you why
Because
it will almost inevitably lead
To
the undoing of a fly
I was expecting to see a big-busted piece
When
I looked over the garden fence
A
bird table and some common old birds
Was
all I could see which made no sense
Now
I only heard part of the conversation
But
I heard no mention at all of a bird
When
they were talking of her at fifty-two
But
“tits like coconuts” was what I heard
