LOVE IS BLIND

 

It is true that

Love is blind-er

And marriage is

The eye-open-er

THE WAY TO A MANS HEART

 

The quickest way to a man's heart

Isn’t through his stomach for a start

Those old wive’s tales are not facts

Go through his chest, with a big axe.

JOKE TILL YOU CROAK

 

Some people think that life’s a joke

It’s an opinion shared by many folk

And that’s their choice, which is fine

But just think about the punch line

WONDER WOMAN

 

I wonder, is a woman like a condom?

Well similarities there are some

Like spending more time in your wallet

Than on your manhood I would bet

CHARITY PLEADERS # 2

 

Just 3 pounds a month

From me and you

Will help to pay the lease

On their luxury HQ

OUT OF THIS WORLD PRODUCE

 

My supermarkets veg is the best

Normally for quality you can’t beat it

But I bought some rocket salad

That went off before I could eat it

SENIOR BUFFER

 

I went into PC World

With a print error

And their solution

Filled me with terror

 

The spotty youth

On his help desk stint

Said I had to

Control P to print