WONDER WOMAN

 

I wonder, is a woman like a condom?

Well similarities there are some

Like spending more time in your wallet

Than on your manhood I would bet

CHARITY PLEADERS # 2

 

Just 3 pounds a month

From me and you

Will help to pay the lease

On their luxury HQ

OUT OF THIS WORLD PRODUCE

 

My supermarkets veg is the best

Normally for quality you can’t beat it

But I bought some rocket salad

That went off before I could eat it

SENIOR BUFFER

 

I went into PC World

With a print error

And their solution

Filled me with terror

 

The spotty youth

On his help desk stint

Said I had to

Control P to print

BABY CARE UNIT

 

I just heard about an incident

That is reportedly true

Concerning a hospital

That has caused a to do

About the baby’s face

Somebody taped a dummy to

Well, I have kids myself

And I would, wouldn’t you?

DON’T KEEP THINGS BOTTLED UP

Don’t keep things bottled up

If life is getting you down

Pour yourself a large one

And drink away your frown

COMPUTER SPOUSE

 

My husband is like

A computer unfortunately

He’s out of date

And hasn’t got enough memory