RULES OF THE COSMOS – EXPERIENCE

Experience is something

          I would have to admit

You don't actually get

         Until just after you need it

MONEY CAN’T BUY YOU LOVE

 Money can't buy you love they say

That may be very true in someway

But I would say without hesitation

Money can rent a very close imitation

AFTER SEX AGAIN

Eighteen thirty girls will say after having sex

Something polite though nothing to complex

You’d never accuse these girls of being wise

But after sex they always say “Thanks Guys”

RULES OF THE COSMOS – THE ITCH

 The severity of the itch

          As Physics will teach

Is directly proportional

          To your ability to reach

THE SMART WISH

 

Three blondes were walking in a desert land

When they found a lamp lying in the sand

Rubbing from the lamp the sand they cleared

Then with a puff of smoke a genie appeared

Saying, “To show my gratitude this I will do”

“I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.”

“I wish I was more intelligent,” the first said

The genie nodded and she became a redhead

The second said, “I wish I were smarter yet”

With another nod and she became a brunette

The third said, “I wish to be smarter, if I can”

“Than both of them” So she became a man

WHATS UP DOC

A medical journal, said apparently

That nine out of ten doctors agree

That one out of ten of them actually

Is without a doubt, an idiot you see

WELL THAT’S THE RUB

 

Why do women, just as a new day is dawning?

Rub their eyes when they get up in the morning

It’s because they have nothing worth scratching