DEATH IN THE SHADOWS

 

Death in the shadows

Grim reaper take flight

Don’t let me be the one

You’re coming for tonight

ARE YOU WEARING NYLON PANTS?

 

Are you wearing nylon pants?

There can be no other explanation

Because every time you get aroused

It affects the TV reception

SMART MEN

 

Men are at their smartest

During sex to be serious

And the reason for this is

They’re plugged into a genius!

THE LOOK OF LOVE

 

Let’s face it life just isn’t like it is in books

I chose my wife because she was stately

Yes, I married my wife because of her looks

I chose correctly and I still love her greatly

So, I married my wife because of her looks

But not the one she's been giving me lately

AD MEN

 Just as it is with commercials

    Men are the very same way

For you can't believe a word

    That either of them say

WEATHER MEN

 

Just as it is with a man

          So, it is with the weather

Because nothing ever can

          Be done to change either

THE LIGHT OF MARXISM

 

No self-respecting Marxists would ever

Attempt to change a light bulb their self

For the seeds of revolution and change

Are already within the light bulb itself