A wife who keeps putting
Her
husband in the doghouse
May
well drive him into
Seeking
comfort in a cathouse
Monday, 1 February 2021
WISDOM OF CATS AND DOGS
GRAND WISDOM
It is a foolish man who
Gives
his wife a grand piano
But
a wise man who
Gives
her an upright organ – oh
HOSTILE WITNESS
"You appear to have more than
Average
intelligence for a man
Of
your background and career”
The
Lawyer spoke with a sneer
To
the poor witness on the stand
Who
was unhappy you understand
"If
I wasn’t under oath,” said the gent
“I’d
certainly return the compliment"
WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?
"Can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?"
A
woman asks her doctor in anxious discourse
"Certainly"
replied the doctor with remorse
“After
all that’s how we get Lawyers of course”
Sunday, 31 January 2021
GO FIGURE
Hourglass is female without a doubt
Because
over time the truth will out
To
the bottom the weight shifts about
A HEAVENLY SUMMONS
God had decided to take the devil to court
To
settle their differences or so he thought
Satan
laughed and said “God your so dumb”
"Where
do you think Lawyers come from?"
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