Showing posts with label Medicine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Medicine. Show all posts

Friday 30 April 2021

NIP AND TUCK

 

Some people seek perfection

Something’s offend their vanity

Which leads them to decide

On bouts of cosmetic surgery

 

Breast enlargements, tummy tucks

Rhinoplasty implants and grafts

New procedures all the time

Techniques to test the surgeon craft

 

I don’t hold with it myself

It’s something I have always felt

Never mess with Mother Nature

And play the hand you are dealt

Friday 12 March 2021

MEDICAL TRAINING

Even a Native American medicine man

Or a witch-doctoring quack

Cannot tell which way the train went

Just by looking at the track

Wednesday 10 March 2021

NIP IT IN THE BUD

I saved up for ages and I was going to have a face-lift

I was going to treat myself it was to be a sort of gift

It was when the day drew close doubts grew to suffice

I was in the doctor’s office and was put off to be precise

The thing I was most concerned about was his decor

He had artwork on every wall and even on the door

They were all out of perspective and looked askew

And I had a question about them if not one or two

Until I knew the answer the treatment, I would forgo

Were they sample of his work or portraits by Picaso?

Tuesday 9 March 2021

I NEED HELP

 

I need to get some help

But they won’t let me in

I’m going off the rails again

But they won’t let me in

I need to get some therapy

But they won’t let me in

My medication has run out

But they won’t let me in

I can’t stand the pace of life

But they won’t let me in

They helped me once before

Why won’t they let me in?

The only reason they give

“There’s no room at the bin”