POLLSTER

 

There was a female guest

On TV today

She said she’d done a poll

Which one she didn’t say

But by the look of her

She done most of Europe anyway

BOWLED A BMW

 

I like to take driving holidays abroad

Last year it was Belgium and the lowlands

But the year I went down to Berlin

Wasn’t anywhere as good as Holland

The problem with driving German cars

Is they keep trying to head for Poland