Are you wearing a hare piece?
I think that’s really
funny
Especially as you are
dressed
As the Easter bunny
Showing posts with label Easter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Easter. Show all posts
Friday 7 April 2023
ARE YOU WEARING A HARE PIECE?
ARE YOU WEARING IT FOR A GIGGLE?
Are you wearing it for a giggle?
I especially like it
when you wiggle
No I’m not staring at
your bunny bot
No don’t get self-conscious,
I’m not
Like every other red
bloodied male
I’m only looking at
you cottontail
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER GARTERS?
Are you wearing Easter garters?
Answer me that one for
starters
Beneath your dress up
high
Around your black clad
thigh
Where the black sheath
is stopping
Where they are lacy at
the topping
Are there festive
garter rings
Sexily placed
decorative things
Please answer this one
for starters
Are you wearing Easter
garters?
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER KNICKS?
Are you wearing Easter knicks?
Proper novelty
underwear
All festively decked
down below
In a suitably seasonal
pair
It doesn’t matter the
decor
It will make an old
man stare
Just you in your Easter
knickers
What wonderful springtime
fare
EASTER PARADE
In your Easter Bonnet
With all the frills upon it,
You’re never going to
wear it?
In the Easter parade.
We’ll all be falling
over
As your sitting in
your Rover
Coz you’ll be the
biggest Charlie
In the Easter parade.
ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER OUTFIT?
Are you wearing an Easter outfit?
Well you really do
look good in it
And it doesn’t look risqué,
not a bit
It’s a really cracking
little outfit
Though all the emphasis
is on the fit
EASTER DAISY
The Easter daisy
A dwarf tufted stem-less
herb
A rosette of woolly
leaves
Its roundness is quite
superb
And the large
white-rayed bloom
Is the daisies Easter
costume
ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER CARDIGAN?
Are you wearing an Easter Cardigan?
Or perhaps I should
ask you why?
It’s a gloriously
sunny day
And there’s not a
cloud in the sky
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER EARRINGS?
Are you wearing Easter earrings?
To mark the most holy of
days
With the simplicity of
the cross
It is the most
symbolic of ways
LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT ONCE AND FOR ALL # 1
Let’s get this straight once and for all
Easter does not commemorate
the time
When Jesus hid eggs in
the gardens
Of Gethsemane for the
disciples to find
Thursday 6 April 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 426
Simple Simon met a pieman,
Going to the fair,
The pieman worked at
Greggs
And his name was Kerr
PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 4
Practise what you preach
Isn’t that what they
teach?
But preach what you’ve
practised
Is the advice of a
Semanticist
WITH ALL THE TECHNOLOGY AVAILABLE
With all the technology available
I’m afraid I’ve got
very lazy
Today at work I e-mailed
the person
I FORGOT TO GET BUNS ON THE SHOPPING
I forgot to get buns on the shopping
And when I got home my
wife had a fit
But she soon calmed
down as there’s
No need to get Hot and
Cross about it
TODAY I PULLED UP ON THE DRIVEWAY
Today I pulled up on the driveway
And within minutes of
stopping
I phoned to see if
anyone was home
To help me carry in
the shopping
COMMUNICATION IS A CONSTANT WORRY
Communication is a constant worry
And which form works
without fail
So is the e-mail of
the species
IF YOUR DEVICE IS BELOW PAR
If your device is below par
I have some advice for you
Simply don't byte off more
THE SNAKES NEXT DOOR
A young snake had been playing in the neighbour’s
Garden, but returned
home in floods of tears
The Mother asked “What
on earth is the matter?
Tell me what happened
to reduce you to tears”
“They won't let me
hiss in their pit, they said I
Wasn’t good enough because
I’m small and thin”
Mum said “Don't let
them upset you Darling,
I knew them when they
didn't have a pit to hiss in”
THE BEST EASTER ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 3
I saw Arnie eating a chocolate egg
So I said “I know what
your favourite
Christian festival is”
and he said
“You have to love
Easter, baby”
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER TIGHTS? # 1
Are you wearing Easter tights?
Oh, how they are
exciting me
Adorned with an Easter
egg motif
What an egg hunt this
will be
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