BLOODY TECHNOLOGY

            Computers are here to ease your life

Preventing tiresome trouble and strife

Well, that’s the story salesmen tell

About PC’s and laptops as well

 

Computers which we depend upon

That work with chips of silicon

With glowing screens and flashing lights

With touchscreens and terabytes

 

Machines to complete any task

Varied functions whatever you ask

They’ll calculate and interface

Then trash your files without a trace

 

You put your faith in state of the art

Then when you’re not looking it falls apart

So, to hell with programs and all that fuss

          Give me a pen and a pad and an abacus