EXPLODING CHEESE

 

Breaking news: there’s been an explosion

At a cheese factory in Weston-Super-Mare

There have been no reports of casualties

Though there was De Brie everywhere

MOUSE HOSTELRY

Mice have very particular tastes

In its society and institutions

So when they choose a Hotel

They normally stay at The Stilton 

THERE ARE AN EVIL GROUP OF MEN

 

There are an evil group of men

Who abide in shadows darkly

And control all the world’s cheese

They are known as the hallouminati

CHEESE DO

 

I went to a cheese function

For cheese from Brie to Blue

When the hot cheese appeared

It all became a really fun do

A CHEESY TALE

 

My love life is like

A wheel of Swiss cheese I think

It’s full of holes

And the remainder tends to stink

SAY?

I saw a photo of a wheel of Stilton

In a glossy magazine today

And I wondered as the shutter clicked

What the photographer asked it to say 

NEW CHEESE

 

I saw a new brand of cheese

At the supermarket today

It was called Armageddon

I suppose it looked ok

 

I think it was long life cheese

Or some synthetic blend

I didn’t buy it because of the sell by

It just said “Best before End”

CHEESE DYNASTY

 

The dynasty of the Worlds

Richest cheese is built on

Family values and the daughter

Of that dynasty is Paris Stilton

ALCOHOLIC CHEESE # 1

 

If a cheese is tempted to drink

Too much, it should not

Because if it does succumb

It is at risk of Livarot

CHEESE BITES

 

Even cannibals like cheese

After all it will always please

And their particular partiality

Is for Limburger obviously