Wednesday, 5 May 2021

THE PERFECT WOMAN

 

The perfect woman

Doesn’t fart

Like a trumpet sounding

But rather it is released

Like she’s gently sighing

 

The perfect woman

Doesn’t belch

Out the word Bulawayo

But rather releases it

Behind her hand delicately

 

The perfect woman

Doesn’t sweat

Or anything like as vulgar

If they overheat

The darlings just perspire

 

The perfect woman

Doesn’t swear

Only shit and maybe bloody

If they stub their toe

Its sod it or even buggeration

 

The perfect woman

Doesn’t exist

They fart and blame the cat

They belch and blame the food

They sweat and blame the change

They swear and blame the man

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